HIPSTER RUNOFF |
- ‘I Hate Hipster Porn’ -a rant by a Gen X Vice Hipster
- Evolving beyond ‘indie music’: The Era of Ternative Music.
- Shitty Alt Rock Band Fall Out Boy breaks up.
- Kanye West collabs with Brian Wilson & Beach Boys
- Orlando Bloom & Agyness Deyn are dating.
- ‘Doritos’ used as secret ingredient on Iron Chef
- 10 Musicians ‘using’ Haiti as a promotional tool
‘I Hate Hipster Porn’ -a rant by a Gen X Vice Hipster Posted: 03 Feb 2010 11:04 AM PST
I think this post is supposed to ‘rile up’ people who take pornography/women’s rights seriously. The writing style is ‘very abrasive and in-ur-face’, a tone that appeals to the Gen X alt demographic. I think his main argument is that ‘real pornstars get paid a lot’ and ‘alt pornstars’ think they are being alt/counterculturey by participating in porn.
Do yall ever pleasure urself to hipster porn, or do u just like big mainstream fake tits + round asses? |
Evolving beyond ‘indie music’: The Era of Ternative Music. Posted: 03 Feb 2010 08:30 AM PST In search of an authentic aesthetic/genre/content-stream/sample pool of artIndie is/was/has been/will never be dead.
I feel like ‘indie music’ is probably better than it has ever been, because it has transformed into a corporate arms race. Much like we enjoy watching Super Bowl ads featuring Coca Cola, Pepsi, Toyoto, and Apple, we enjoy watching ‘indie’ bands like Radiohead, Phoenix, MGMT, and Arcade Fires battle for headlines and a larger/deeper ‘reach’ into a mass market of consumers. It seems ‘fun and engaging’ to view the ‘indie’ musicsphere with the same goggles that we view ‘pop culture gossip.’ It is amusing and entertaining. We understand that it is ‘trivial’ and functions as a mode of ‘escapism/warped idealism.’ We enjoy watching artists/humans rise, fall, live, and die. Along the way, we like to ‘laugh out loud’ at them/with them, depending on their public displays of self-awareness. The most successful indie bands have a talented group of well-connected creative individuals managing + designing their corporate identity. Here are some general conclusions/points about ‘the state of indie’ that humans/writers continue to make:
As a progressive mp3 writer, I feel ‘bottlenecked’ by the overwhelming ‘obviousness’ of these facts. Like ’so much chatter’ is going on around me as writers/bloggers/twitterers continue to try to express these points in creative + hit-generating ways. I feel like ‘music writing’ as a whole needs to move beyond ‘the elephant in the room’ of ‘indie being mnstrm.’ Since the ‘music review’ has become obsolete with high speed internet services enabling easy streaming/sampling of mp3s, every ‘review’/blurb must display some sort of ‘tongue in cheek’ type of awareness of ‘the global indie climate.’ We only ‘trust’/read the writers who ‘make this clear to us’ in the most direct way possible. Some people just ‘find solace’ in music writers who write about how the song ‘makes their emotions feel.’ Some sites can cross over into the mainstream as they continue to grow with mindie bands. Other sites must ‘go in a whole new direction’ and actively try to find ‘the new aesthetic.’ MP3 blogs that are already irrelevant hypemachine longtail blogs are generally already a ‘completely lost cause.’ What is the future of indie music websites?‘Indie’ has become a googlable search term that bands/blogs/websites/humans must associate with their personal profile or webpage if they are trying to build a brand that appeals to people who still honor the term ‘indie’ in a face-valuey kind of way. It seems like we are at a point where you can either have an ‘indie’ blog/site that is made to get mainstream hits for the next decade, or you have a brand that is ’searching 4 something more.’ I wasn’t alive in the early/mid-2000s, back when ‘indie’ was first exploding, but I imagine it was a special time where mp3s were still valued in the post-CD era, and ‘live shows’ were more difficult to find out about and therefore less populated with entrylevz. Websites who covered the initial indie wave got to come along for the ride, eventually evolving into better business models than a traditional 4-person band (websites can produce content easier than bands). Alt websites had the opportunity to ‘cover something special’: the evolution and growth of new artists who had a new aesthetic/set of ideals to promote. There was probably some sort of ‘genuine’ spirit of excitement back then, which was the foundation of the modern voice of the music writer/blurber/listener (who is now kinda snarky and disenfranchised). I really don’t see the problem with the ‘indie music’ evolving into a monetizable model, but indie websites have ‘a completely different content/identity/authenticity crisis’ ahead of them. I honestly believe that it is time for authentic blogs and webzines to either move away from ‘indie’ coverage OR make the bold decision to begin to cover ‘all pop culture elements’ using their voice that they believe readers ‘love’. It seems to make sense that an ‘indie music fan’ might want a ‘pop culture’ dose’ blurbed about in the familiar voice of the standard ‘bro who is pumped about a new release’, a very common voice deployed by many popular indie music websites. I would like to hear that same ‘pumped bro’ voice get jacked up about a new Paris Hilton upskirt shot or maybe have a bro’s perspective on the Heidi Montag surgery. The unification of ‘pop culture consumption’ and ‘indie consumption’ under the same umbrella will make it easier to move forward in the authentic pursuit of ‘the best new music on the planet.’ Taking the best elements of indie, and moving forward with them into the new era.It seems like ’self-respecting’ fans who are in the pursuit of authentic music no longer want to say that they listen to ‘indie music’ because of the complexity of that genre label by moderately aware people. Listing ‘indie’ in your Favorite Music section on facebook could make you the laughing stock of your social network. Listing varied ‘indie’ subgenres can make you seem pretentious. No1 can win because no1 can list what they truly like. I think most humans want 2 feel excited about music, but feel like there are issues that make the presentation/discussion/sharing of music ‘more complex’ than ever before. It seems fair to assume that we are looking for music that is 1) ‘good’, 2) new AND 3) created by relatively unknown band/human who has an approachable backstory that makes us believe we can ‘make it’ if we dream. It seems ‘impossible’ to expect a widely read alternative website to write/post/blog about a band that could meet all three of these criteria. It seems like by harvesting buzz bands, large maltstream sites are only looking to perpetuate the ‘indie aesthetic’ because they are plugged into a ‘the machine.’ Consumers can no longer trust these new bands as recommended by large sites because of the context/scale by which they are presented. It is up to the consumer to let go of our previous expectations of bands. The mass market will lag behind, but the micromarket is what drives the ‘authentic creative types.’ They know that if there is a receptive market, they will ‘go 2 work.’ We no longer want carbon copies of ‘indie bands’. ///////// |
Shitty Alt Rock Band Fall Out Boy breaks up. Posted: 03 Feb 2010 06:37 AM PST
From what I have read, this band only became popular when Michael Phelps starred in their first music video. Do u think God will try to break up _______ in 2k10? Miss u Pete Wentz cock shot + zany alt tummy tattoos. |
Kanye West collabs with Brian Wilson & Beach Boys Posted: 03 Feb 2010 06:15 AM PST |
Orlando Bloom & Agyness Deyn are dating. Posted: 03 Feb 2010 05:30 AM PST
The Chinese brand hired them + Glorified Alt Photographer bro Terry Richardson to create a shoot that ‘got a lot of blog buzz’ for the brand. Wonder if they were paid ‘millions’ to be the face of the brand. Seems like the ‘concept’ is being a Hollywood/domesticated couple, sort of like Pete Wentz + Ashlee Simpson, or maybe Nicole Riche + The Good Charlotte bro. Damn. Orlando Bloom. Not sure if he is Alt, or just another post-JudeLaw Bro. |
‘Doritos’ used as secret ingredient on Iron Chef Posted: 02 Feb 2010 06:45 PM PST Link: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes-and-cooking/iron-chef-dorito-competition/pictures/index.html
This photograph seems like ‘the holy grail’ for bros/minorities who eat doritos and drink colored soda/dank hard on sweet weed schwag. Might eat this apple crisp 4 dessert. Not sure if the Food Network really cares abt the Dorito as a legitimate food that makes society better, or if this as some sort of elaborate marketing scheme. |
10 Musicians ‘using’ Haiti as a promotional tool Posted: 02 Feb 2010 06:21 PM PST
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